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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Reverse Parallel Parkaphobe Not Cut Out For The East Vic Park Dining Scene 

Belle April 7, 2024

Jesse is a 25-year-old coward and all-round inept driver who has consistently let the anxiety of having to perform a reverse parallel park stop her…

View More Reverse Parallel Parkaphobe Not Cut Out For The East Vic Park Dining Scene 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth shocked as luxury 4WD owner decides not to park like a C U Next Tuesday

Belle April 3, 2024

In what’s being considered a “world first” an owner of a luxury Range Rover 4WD has decided to park with competency, respect, and grace this…

View More Perth shocked as luxury 4WD owner decides not to park like a C U Next Tuesday
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Port & Leighton Beach defy their geography and are awarded honorary SOR status

Belle April 1, 2024

Despite technically being located north of the Swan River, Leighton & Port Beach have officially been recognised as SOR beaches given their significance to the…

View More Port & Leighton Beach defy their geography and are awarded honorary SOR status
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Gosnells Easter Egg Hunt Goes Horribly Wrong After Kid Looks In Wrong Drawer 

Belle March 31, 2024 Bogan

A family catch-up on Easter Saturday has quickly become a shemozzle of immeasurable proportions after the hosts treated the kids in attendance to a little…

View More Gosnells Easter Egg Hunt Goes Horribly Wrong After Kid Looks In Wrong Drawer 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local Regional

9 Tips To Help You Transition From Regional WA To Perth

Belle March 25, 2024 Down SouthUp North

Police are different down here – now back home you had it sweet. The local copper has watched multiple generations of your family navigate the perils…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

King Charles to stay at Kelmscott Castle when he visits Western Australia

Belle March 21, 2024

King Charles is rumoured to be visiting Australia sometime this year and preparations for his WA stay have already been made.  To honour the man’s…

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