Residents in the City of Stirling have raised concerns over pedestrian safety along the revered West Coast Drive. In response, the Council was considering reducing…
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TransPerth has taken the unprecedented step to close a major train line today after deeming the risks to the Australian public “too great” to keep…
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A Kalamunda family has been torn apart after Kaleigh admitted she had partaken of the forbidden fruit of the High Wycombe riff-raff. In a heated…
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A Rockingham woman has been left feeling totally dejected after her date failed to leave her dwelling by laying down a fat, obnoxious skid in…
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“They don’t know what they bloody got!” Belmont resident Clint exclaimed as he was scrolling through Marketplace looking for a new bike just days after…
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Perth father, Steven has declared “she’ll be right” in response to his wife’s request that he secure their newly purchased trampoline in preparation for heavy…
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