An ageing millennial has finally taken the plunge and deleted his FB account after yet again the social media platform ruined his day by reminding…
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Qantas CEO Vanessa Hudson has personally reached out to Optus CEO Kelly Bayer Rosmarin to thank her for an epic bedshit that has taken some…
View More BREAKING: Qantas reaches out to thank Optus for taking the heat off them
Optus has enthusiastically fronted the press this afternoon to deliver the news that they absolutely knew what happened and everyone can stop calling them a…
View More Optus has identified the source of the outage as a suspicious Linkin Park file downloaded recently
Chrissy is a resident of the Perth Hills and was shocked this morning to receive word by carrier pigeon that there was an Optus Outage…
View More Perth Hill Dweller not sure if it’s an Optus Outage or a regular Wednesday morning
The CEO of Optus has made a grovelling apology to everyone waiting on an important message from their dealer today. While conceding that it was…
View More Optus CEO advises customers waiting on a message from their dealer to use Telstra wifi payphones like they were intended for
Optus has a very stern message for whichever 12-year-old brought down their entire telecommunications infrastructure last night – knock it off! Since about midnight, Optus…
View More BREAKING: Optus asks whichever child hacked their system this time to kindly knock it off