To prevent unnecessary attacks, a radical WA plan seeks to keep the community safe from entitled dog owners by requiring they be leashed at all…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Camry Driver Smashes Stereotype, Replaces Tissue Box with Wet Wipes on Parcel Shelf
Johnny has had an absolute gutful of people unfairly stereotyping Camry drivers as people born into the land that driving ability forgot. Not only does…
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BREAKING: More People To Enjoy Explosions At Massage Joints Than Skyworks Tonight
Early reports suggest Skyworks 2022 is a bit of a fizzer. With most Western Australian’s opting to enjoy a more localised explosion down at their…
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Family To Skip Skyworks Over Fears of Getting Infected With Case Of Having-a-shit-time
A Dianella family has sensationally pulled the pin on their plans to attend the City of Perth Skyworks this evening over fears they could all…
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Kiwi Coworker Doesn’t Want To Hear About So-Called 4.7 Magnitude “Earthquake”
Dan almost threw his Jandal at the telly when he heard a report that a 4.7 magnitude earthquake had rocked some woolen socks out near…
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Freo Doctor Has The Audacity To Come Crawling Back
Once again, the Freo Doctor has had the sheer nerve to come crawling back to us after deciding to piss off for a week leaving…
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