Pursuant to an emergency meeting of Perth’s rich, blow-ins wishing to pass through any Western Suburb boundary will now be forced to meet a dress…
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Bob is currently in deep denial about the efficacy of his evaporative air conditioner as it battles to cool his double brick home in the…
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In an Australian first, Clive Palmer has sensationally instructed his solicitors to file an action against himself for damaging his reputation. A spokesperson for Clive…
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Tom knew love was in the air when he knocked the top off his first pre-Super Bowl party froff at 6:30 this morning. Sure, It…
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Perth Stadium hasn’t had any live sport since December so one may have asked how the big girl was making ends meet? Well, we can…
View More REVEALED: Perth Stadium Was Forced To Set Up OnlyFans To Supplement Lost Income
The Transport Authority has had a truly inspired idea to raise well-needed funds for some shit or rather by dipping their toes in the highly…
View More Transport Authority To Raise Funds By Selling Creepy Cockburn Faces As NFTs