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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Aussies urged to take all that sh*t off their 4WDs they never use to save fuel

Belle April 13, 2026

The Labor Government has said what everyone has been thinking for decades in Australia: it’s time for 4WD owning weekend warriors to get a fkn…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

BREAKING: Motorists urged to cut floor out of cars and go full Flintstone to save fuel

Belle April 13, 2026

Aussie motorists are being urged to go “full Flintstone” in an effort to preserve precious fuel during the Iran conflict. According to the Government ad,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Geelong arrives at wrong oval after being drawn to available farming land

Belle April 12, 2026

Oofff, the mighty Geelong Cats have found themselves caught in a farm-trance on their way to Norwood oval this morning. Despite clearly putting in the…

View More Geelong arrives at wrong oval after being drawn to available farming land
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Blow for Flagmantle as Mason Cox drafted to America

Belle April 11, 2026

Flagmantle’s 3 ruck dream has hit a major snag after new recruit Mason Cox was drafted to America pursuant to new laws enacted by their…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

Belle April 10, 2026

The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

Belle April 10, 2026

A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

View More Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

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