Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control.
These are the lies that Andy tells himself each day as he battles a crippling Zooper Dooper addiction after years in the FIFO game.
We spoke to his wife who said she always knew he used but as he grew more and more fed up with the FIFO lifestyle, things spiralled.
“We should’ve seen the signs, constant cuts to the side of his mouth, a hidden chest freezer in the shed, the fact he travelled to Bali with 3 up his clacker, I just wanted to believe he had it under control”
According to Andy, he wasn’t like all the other FIFOs chasing the frozen dragon,
“I was a little concerned when I flew into a rage when they told us there was an ordering mistake and there wouldn’t be Zoopers Doopers for a week. They say I tried to commandeer a dump truck and drive to Hedland ha ha, I don’t remember doing that, but I do remember waking up with 4 blokes pinning me down”
In another incident, Andy snuck away from his cousin’s 30th and was later found in a sugar daze in his car around the corner. Surrounded by over 20 Zooper Doopers.
His story has put a spotlight on the mining industry, once again.
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