Perth’s infamous Weather Dome has suffered a major electrical fault and failed it fully perform its role as some elements of a storm snuck through last night.
Typically, the Perth Weather Dome is an impenetrable force of nature that robs Perth residents of storm joy.
However, last night, the whole sky got lit up like Doc Brown was standing on top of his DeLorean waving a 7 iron trying to get a bit of charge.
A spokesperson for the Dome told The Times,
“We’ve called a Take 5 but it’s too early to tell if cuntsfucked, still waiting on those pricks from electrical to finish doing their hair and actually do their farken job mate, you know how sparkies are”
Indeed.
While this is bad news for the Dome it is good news for Perth as, with defences down and a bit of weather forecast for tomorrow, Perth might enjoy some pre-summer rain.
Who knows, maybe even one of those renegade October storms.
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