A report has surfaced that 78% of American is genuinely confused as to why 47 other countries are competing in the so-called “World Cup”.
The statistic comes after one of the biggest polls ever done in the Nation ahead of said event to get a feel for why on Earth America are hosting it.
Some Americans were beyond confused, believing that the World Cup title for football had already been decided. As one man told The Times,
“Now, hole on a damn minute boy, the Seattle Seahawks are the world champions, WORLD CHAMPIONS, and they done got a cup for it, so what are we doing letting all these people in our country?”
Another typical American said he hoped the entire event was just an elaborate ICE sting. Adding,
“You got these foreign sports folk coming into OUR country trying to take athlete jobs from Americans! Deport!”
Indeed, while the average American could hardly bend over to lace up a pair of boots, they believe they are being denied the opportunity to play in the World Cup due to foreign players taking up all the positions.
Another American simply told The Times,
“What’s Argentina? Is that some woke town in San Francisco or something?”
Close enough, Cleetus, close enough.
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