Flagmantle fans have once again be dared to dream after reports surfaced that a Dockers official was seen visiting several cabinet makers in Perth this week.
Until now, there wasn’t much need for such exquisite furniture in Cockburn however the tides are changing after 13 on the trot.
After all, one does not go to the effort & expensive of commissioning the finest cabinet money can buy without some hope of filling it.
A witness who was also in the market for cabinetry told The Times that the official wasn’t even discreet. Waltzing in wearing a Dockers branded jacket. He told us,
“The first thing he said to the cabinet maker was how big can he build one, he then raised both hands to gesture 10 fingers before saying, and that’s just because I only have two hands”
The news comes after several other signs that point to a flag – including the omission of Wharfie Time against one of the best teams int he competition last night.
Not to mention every private plane & bus charter is fully booked in September and airlines are scrambling to put on extra flights to accommodate the demand.
According to footy analysts it’s now 67% safe to add the last numeral to your Flagmantle 202_ tatt.
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