“Come for the food and stay because some Oxy fiend stuck you with his syringe” – a phrase that should be printed on a billboard…
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Category: The Human Zoo
Mr “I Went to Berlin”
When Joel left Perth he was merely a drop in the obnoxious ocean, but visiting Berlin for a whole month had a catastrophic cunter-fly effect,…
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Ms “I’m Not Social Distancing”
Sure, the advice is that many people will die if we don’t flatten the Corona curve, but Maree will literally die if she doesn’t go to the crowded Cott…
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Ms “I’m Living my Best Life”
3 months ago Alice was a meatball sub of saturated slop, and like Jared Fogle it was the minor things getting her in strife. Booze,…
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The Social Media Nutritionist
Liz’s rise to influencer fame has been rocky at best. Initially, she tried to plug beauty regimes, but nobody cared about her when she put…
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Mr Costco Grand Opening
Yo; his face is sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy; there’s vomit in his ventilator already, hoarded spaghetti… On the surface, he’s not calm and…
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