Paraic isn’t getting high off the Perth craic lately. The FIFO gravy train has derailed, half his friends have fled and to make matters worse…
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Mr Perth DJ
Sam’s DJ’ing is the melodic equivalent of a particularly orgasmic scissoring session between Fran Drescher and Julia Gillard. When Sams on stage he transforms into…
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Mr Bali Bongo Drums
Dylan trawls through Tinder with balls bluer than the Cookie Monster after a hot shot of smack. After matching with an alluring Tindress, he skips…
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The Perth New Zealander
Seems Murray couldn’t handle the jandal of Auckland life and set his sights on sunny Perth. He was lured to Perth by stories of mean…
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Mr Waleed Aly
Waleed awakens in his ivory tower and peruses a room full of suits. He ponders today’s garbs as he tries to pick the suit that…
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Mr Cancelled Christmas Pageant
Every year the City of Perth pours a thick Christmasy slurry into society’s trough so we can mercilessly cram our cheer-holes full of tinsel’d joy.…
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