Category: From the Zoo

8:00 am – I awaken to a familiar twang of a random pain in my body. My wife reckons I stuffed my back demonstrating butterfly…

6:00 am – I awake the soviet horror of a cold draught creeping into my fortress of warmth. Despite the full frontal heat-assault I launch…

6:00 am: the early bird gets the worm and I’m up to launch a final raid on the caravan park’s ablution block. I stuff my…

6:30 am – crywank in the shower until I am sufficiently purged of all bodily fluids that will get in my way today. I am an…

6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…