Category: From the Zoo

Chilli cheese Kranksy – you’re a living, walking Diesel Patrol who is about to leave the nearest toilet looking like it got a good amount of…

There are two basic energies to Perth winds – the cooling, calming legendary Freo Doctor and then the shitkent no one invited – the easterly.…

The Peacock – his deep-seated mummy issues have created a poon-seeking missile that needs the approval of every female in the vicinity. At the beach, you’ll…

Generally speaking, Perth and public transport go together as well as smegma flavouring and confectionary. Alas, it’s unavoidable and given the average state of a…

If you’re honest, you probably mentally checked out of work some time back in May but those feelings are only going to get more and…