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Piers Morgan locked Aussies out of English drinks after introducing a biscuit to the circle jerk

Belle August 1, 2023

Finally, it has been revealed why the Aussies were locked out of the English team’s end-of-game drinks last night. As it turned out, provocateur and…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

5 Of The Best Perth Suburbs To Lay Low In Until The Heat Blows Over!

Belle July 31, 2023

So your latest robbery, rampage or narcotic trafficking operation has come under scrutiny from the po-po! They have your phone taps, your usual dwellings surveilled,…

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What your favourite houseplant says about you

Belle July 27, 2023

Monstera – you like to take credit for the natural beauty and talent of others. Yes, that monstera looks shit-hot but you really didn’t have much…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Flagmantle Supporter

Belle July 23, 2023 AFL

8:30 am – it has been a full week since my last meltdown. My therapist suggests I reward myself with a special treat. I decide…

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10 Essential Ways To Get The Most Out Of Mundaring

Belle July 20, 2023

So, you’ve made the journey to Mundaring so you may as well adopt the local customs while you’re here. Remember, they don’t take kindly to…

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9 Tips For Getting Weird During A Day Out In Ascot

Belle July 18, 2023

Ascot is a weird place. Don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself! Just follow the Great Eastern Highway and you’re there. 1. What happens…

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