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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Balinese Backyard Themes

Belle August 26, 2020

Right now, thousands of Western Australians are suffering from 5th degree SE Asian holiday blue balls. Thanks to early superannuation pilfering & the cancellation of…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Landcruiser 200 Series

Belle August 25, 2020

The Landcruiser 200 series is the viagra of 4WDs – heavily utilised by men beyond their prime. They don’t see “king of the road” as…

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Reckons

So, You’ve Decided to be a Streaker?

Belle July 17, 2020

Ever since organised sport began, humankind has felt the need to bolt across the grass like a New Zealander getting chased out of a shearing…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Great PERTH Sign

Belle April 29, 2020

Just as your grandparents whipped out the expensive dining set at Christmas, Perth also has a little razzle-dazzle they like to use when it’s time…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: TikTok

Belle April 25, 2020

Some say TikTok is a little bit of fun. Some say it’s a Chinese espionage app. Others see it as a nightmarish glimpse in the…

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Reckons

So, you’re preparing to re-enter society after the COVID-19 lockdown?

Belle April 22, 2020

Clean yourself up  It’s time to pull the trigger on that iso-haircut. If you’re being honest with yourself you look like a stray dog that…

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