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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Giving Medical Advice on Social Media

Belle March 20, 2020

Pandemics can be a frustrating time for armchair-immunologists. All these so-called “doctors” and “health professionals” swinging their Ph-Dicks around the place. As it happens, they…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Being The Neighbourhood BMX Bandito

Belle March 10, 2020

The most important thing to understand about the BMX bandit lifestyle is that it chooses you – you do not choose it. Consider it the…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Highway to Hell

Belle March 3, 2020

On the 1st of March, a large section of Canning Highway was closed off for a rolling AC/DC Highway to Hell Tribute. The song itself…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Gatorade Bongs

Belle January 20, 2020

Typically, homemade bongs are used by kids with balls about to drop like Darude Sandstorm or men who have given up the 9-5 to live…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Little Fat Lamb

Belle January 18, 2020

Every now and then a beverage cements itself as cirrhosis on the overburdened liver of Australia’s drinking culture. Sure there is stronger & cheaper piss…

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Rottnest Island
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7 Types of People on Rottnest Island

Belle December 19, 2019 BoatTravel

Ms Rottofornia Rotto is the undisputed premier location for like-whoring on Instagram. Ms Rottofornia will immediately fall into a #blessed trance as she loses controld…

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