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What Your Choice of Cadbury Favourites Says About You

Belle December 2, 2024

Cherry Ripe – you’re an old-school, seasoned campaigner that believed pleasure is for the weak. Cherry Ripe is your one oasis away from Old Gold &…

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A Day In the Life of a Swan Valley Party Bus Girl 

Belle December 1, 2024

9:00 am – I ready myself for battle by applying a British hairdresser amount of make up. This is my war paint, the Swan Valley…

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5 Ways To Endear Yourself to Regional WA Locals

Belle November 28, 2024 Up North

Remind them they rely on your tourism dollars – establishing tourist dominance is important in any regional community. How could they possibly survive without your cheaparsery…

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A Guide to Pub Etiquette

Belle November 28, 2024

1. Don’t dog the queue – turbos, don’t be angry someone else came first for a change. Ladies, having 2000 insta-followers doesn’t entitle you to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What Your Choice Of Footwear Says About You

Belle November 23, 2024

Crocs – given your admirable lack of shame, you’ll have no issues embarrassing others as you rock up to functions in your wildly inappropriate all-terrain footwear.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

6 Important Tips for Dating SOR

Belle November 22, 2024

Make them feel maximally secure – remind them that SOR has all the best prisons in Perth and lock that heart up. Don’t hesitate to throw…

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