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A Guide to Pub Etiquette

Belle November 28, 2024

1. Don’t dog the queue – turbos, don’t be angry someone else came first for a change. Ladies, having 2000 insta-followers doesn’t entitle you to…

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What Your Choice Of Footwear Says About You

Belle November 23, 2024

Crocs – given your admirable lack of shame, you’ll have no issues embarrassing others as you rock up to functions in your wildly inappropriate all-terrain footwear.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

6 Important Tips for Dating SOR

Belle November 22, 2024

Make them feel maximally secure – remind them that SOR has all the best prisons in Perth and lock that heart up. Don’t hesitate to throw…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

5 ways to be the best Turbo you can be this summer

Belle November 21, 2024

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking you’re ready. Your mum lets out a deep sigh every time she sees you, you’re one weights-dropping incident…

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5 Iconic WA Shops That Need To Return

Belle November 20, 2024

From aggresive discount underwear sales to the absolute pinnacle of FUBU fashion. Perth punched well above its weight when it came to retail. 1. King…

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9 Essential Tips For Making a Pig Of Yourself In Bali

Belle November 19, 2024 BoganTravelWorld

Budgeting  – Travel insurance, next week’s rent and your debts. These are the demons that you must slay to be able to free up some…

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