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Mr. Bunnings weekend warrior admits he considers renting a trailer to be admitting defeat 

Belle January 18, 2025

“Renting a trailer is like letting the man next to you at the urinal hold your dick when you have a piss. That’s not the…

View More Mr. Bunnings weekend warrior admits he considers renting a trailer to be admitting defeat 
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Western suburbs matriarch shocked to learn Perth has Eastern suburbs

Belle September 4, 2022

A western suburbs grandma had her world blown apart when she found out over lunch today that people live in the eastern quarter of Perth. …

View More Western suburbs matriarch shocked to learn Perth has Eastern suburbs
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Coupla old mates celebrate 20 years of friendship despite not uttering one comprehensible word to each other in two decades

Belle September 2, 2022

Ted & Curly met 20 years ago after Curly set up shop on a barstool across the way from Ted’s position at the bar. From…

View More Coupla old mates celebrate 20 years of friendship despite not uttering one comprehensible word to each other in two decades

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