Don’s online rants against women makes Ed Kemper look like Oedipus Rex with an extra special Mother’s Day brekkie in bed.
It’s not fair to say Don dislikes women. His laptop’s keyboard looks like Spiderman saved it from a falling widow, so clearly he likes the look of them, and judging by his latest warning at work, he really likes the smell of them too.
No, Don feels threatened by women like he was a praying mantis that just left his she-mantis unsatisfied in bed.
Needless to say, Don reacts to International Women’s Day by posting the written equivalent of a 2am goblincocked polaroid – unwanted and unlikely to win him favour with the opposite sex:
“World girlys day? Whens intonationel MANS day? Oh thats right, it would offend the little snowflakes lol.. Every day is girls day when u got a kitchen LOL fuken feminists ha…lol”
The post is met with little resistance as women had long deserted his FB friends list like it was the Taxi industry.
He rolls into work and is busting to rock some foundations at smoko. It was going to be a repeat of his AFLW rant, where he reacted like a nurse had stuck an unnecessary catheter into the peen of a sport that didn’t need any assistance from a girl.
“Can you blokes believe our tax dollars are paying for fucken girls day? Fark that for a joke, saw some dude post a pic of his wife on Facey ay, being all like i appreciate you bla bla… what a squeezer ay”
His smoko crew are the kinds of men not burdened by female company anyway. They react in agreeance, as Don continues to “tell it how it is”,
“Yous just wait, next it’ll be shemale day and then world use whatever toilet yous want day ay. Enjoy shidding next to that. Political correctness gone mad.. Fucken snowflakes”
As evidenced by his ranting, Don is fairly confused by it all but will that stop him going off like some marked down chicken? Christ no.
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