Jetstar is offering an exciting range of deals for anyone wishing to travel from the Midland traino carpark to the Midland traino.
The offers come after the budget airline saw the collective meltdown of Midland commuters this week after they were expected to walk 500m down the road.
A spokesperson for the Midland Commuters Association told The Times it has created a “gauntlet”, adding,
“What people fail to understand is that a 500m stretch in Midland is comparable to a 5km stretch of any other aggro suburb. It’s an eternity to walk and any number of staunchings can occur during that time. We thank Jetstar for stepping in to offer this much needed service”
We spoke to a commuter who said he received 7 distinct ocular threats on his walk this morning. Adding,
“So many of those guys who seem to only exist to catch other people looking at them. It’s rough, man, one guy accused me of looking at his misso’s pink Juicy shorted arse, I thought it was my time”
Flights leave from Midland Traino on the hour every hour and will be available for $600 return for the rest of summer.
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