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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Vape ban going pretty well for the dart scabbing community 

Belle August 22, 2024

A report commissioned by the Australian Government after banning non therapeutic, disposable vapes has found an unlikely benefactor.  Given the extra expense & fark around…

View More REPORT: Vape ban going pretty well for the dart scabbing community 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Balcatta man defiantly vows to continue watering driveway despite most generous lashings of rain this morning

Belle August 22, 2024

Frank has stared mother nature directly in her eyes and given her a big faaaancuuuulo! as he pottered out to enjoy his morning concrete watering…

View More Balcatta man defiantly vows to continue watering driveway despite most generous lashings of rain this morning
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Police want to speak to this individual last heard in the Graham Farmer Tunnel regarding today’s massive boom

Belle August 21, 2024

WA Police have put out a call to the public to help locate a 182cm, bald family man driving a 1970 Dodge Charger with significant…

View More Police want to speak to this individual last heard in the Graham Farmer Tunnel regarding today’s massive boom
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rio Tinto assures WA that it wasn’t them this time after loud explosion heard this arvo

Belle August 21, 2024

Rio Tinto has been forced to get on the front foot after large sections of Perth heard a loud explosion this afternoon. Social media has…

View More Rio Tinto assures WA that it wasn’t them this time after loud explosion heard this arvo
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

OPINION: What choosing a more modest bottle of Grange to celebrate the latest workforce downsizing taught me about leadership 

Belle August 21, 2024

Winston Churchill, Alexander the Great, Martin Luther King Jr, and me. It may sound audacious to include one’s name in such a list but after…

View More OPINION: What choosing a more modest bottle of Grange to celebrate the latest workforce downsizing taught me about leadership 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Cheez TV – the pinnacle of Aussie breakfast cartoon shows

Belle August 20, 2024

While the Geneva Convention now forbids showing any detainees free-to-air television there was a golden decade running from 1995 – 2005 where Cheez TV ruled…

View More IN FOCUS: Cheez TV – the pinnacle of Aussie breakfast cartoon shows

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