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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

R.M. Williams wearer assures you peasants that the high price tag is justified given they’ll last him for life

Belle June 10, 2024

Western Suburbs allrounder William has proudly shown off his 4th pair of R.M. Williams boots at work this morning. By all reports, it was an…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

The 13 Best Things to Do in Gosnells aka Gozzywood

Belle June 10, 2024 BTT Travel

1. Enjoy the thrill of a replacement bus  The quintessential activity in Gozzywood right now is enjoying the whirlwind of excitement that comes with catching…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

REPORT: Local Swan Couldn’t Care Less About Your Commute

Belle June 9, 2024

A local swan who rose to fame in August for crossing the freeway has made it clear by her actions that she couldn’t give a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Perth Pub now requiring customers to download an App to use the toilets 

Belle June 9, 2024

A Perth pub has made the novel step of requiring all customers to download an app called Shitr to access their toilets.  The initiative comes…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Decades on WA man still haunted by threat of spitfire nests 

Belle June 8, 2024

It has been decades since Matt has climbed a tree or even seen a spitfire nest. Nevertheless, the fear strikes to the core of his…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Disney accused of being on ice after parents see merch prices at show

Belle June 8, 2024

A Perth family has been left shocked at the audacity Disney showed by slinging their merch for such extortionate prices.  We spoke to a mother…

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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