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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Twiggy slips this bad boy into the National Gallery while the art world is distracted

Belle May 19, 2024

Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest has slipped in a particularly flattering portrait of himself into the National Gallery while the rest of the art world is distracted…

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First clip of The Surfer – Nic Cage’s movie filmed in WA’s own Yallingup

Belle May 19, 2024

It’s not every day you get to enjoy WA’s South West on the silver screen, especially little ol’ Yallingup. The clip doesn’t give away too…

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Perth urban explorer finds the remains of the legendary Perth Entertainment Centre

Belle May 18, 2024

The Perth Entertainment Centre opened in 1974 and was truly a marvel of contemporary architecture. Seating 8003 punters, it was honoured in the Guinness Book…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Bunbury Outer Ring Road Traffic Controller Shocked To Learn He Is Directly Responsible For Entire Project

Belle May 18, 2024

A traffic controller working on the Bunbury Outer Ring Road project admitted that he was shocked to discover his job description apparently extended well beyond…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Concerns over Perth’s dryness as snorkel owners haven’t been able to dominate a puddle in over 6 months

Belle May 17, 2024

Experts have released a grim forecast that if the current trend of hot, dry summers continues then Perth’s 4WD community may not get a chance…

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IN FOCUS: The complex Yin & Yang of the mid week pub sesh

Belle May 15, 2024

Every Sunday night, hundreds of thousands of Australians salvage whatever self-respect they can from the weekend’s shipwreck and promise to set sail towards the calm…

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