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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia

    A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Concerns after a battalion of emus put in a bid for Leeuwin Barracks 

    Western Australia is on high alert this morning after it was revealed a battalion of emus related to the original army that conquered WA in…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver

    7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Why yes, aging Scarborough man does reckon he could also do a 4km heroic swim in rough seas

    Brett, 42, from Scarborough has watched the heroic actions of young Austin and has confirmed that the young champion is made from the same sort…

    Belle February 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    12 types of awful coworkers you can’t avoid

    Since time began, humans were forced to work together towards a communal goal. Alas, that goal appears to be losing one’s faith in humanity. Here’s…

    Belle February 3, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Textbook Graham Farmer Tunnel Action Right Here…

Belle June 16, 2024

Something truly peculiar happens to Perth drivers once they enter the Graham Farmer Tunnel. So far, our top scientists have been unable to pinpoint exactly…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Seinfeld enjoys the company of real alpha males after joining a group of Harley revvers on the Cap Strip this morning 

Belle June 16, 2024

New York comedian has finally had his wish of embracing proper masculinity granted after being invited down to Freo’s Cappuccino Strip this morning to rev…

View More Seinfeld enjoys the company of real alpha males after joining a group of Harley revvers on the Cap Strip this morning 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

River property owner regrets bringing Canning views to a Swan views fight 

Belle June 15, 2024

A multi-million dollar property owner has made an absolute fool of himself this morning after discussing the joy of “river views” with a new bunch…

View More River property owner regrets bringing Canning views to a Swan views fight 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA boomer boycotts Bali after finding out they don’t have a Dome Cafe the hard way

Belle June 14, 2024

A Westralian boomer is “beyond livid” this morning after making the erroneous assumption the unofficial northern suburb of Perth would cater to its target market. …

View More WA boomer boycotts Bali after finding out they don’t have a Dome Cafe the hard way
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Police announce anti-gang task force for Cottesloe after opening of skate park 

Belle June 13, 2024

It turns out the NIMBYs were correct! With crime bosses all over the world have been discussing plans to expand their operations to Cottesloe, Western…

View More WA Police announce anti-gang task force for Cottesloe after opening of skate park 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Tamala Park agrees to host Shein pop-up after Lakeside Joondalup scraps event 

Belle June 13, 2024

Fast fashion king Shein has been given a last minute reprieve after Lakeside Joondalup decided to scrap the pop-up event that was scheduled for next…

View More Tamala Park agrees to host Shein pop-up after Lakeside Joondalup scraps event 

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