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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Man Refuses Arrest Claiming he Doesn’t Recognise The Authority of a Skoda

Belle June 5, 2024

Last night, the WA Police attempted to arrest a Belmont man in connection to a room out the back of his house where he was…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Loftus St awarded prestigious “best thoroughfare to get stuck in the middle of an intersection” award 

Belle June 5, 2024

When one thinks of Perth’s most frustrating pieces of arterial shit they tend to focus on the Freeway or perhaps Tonkin/Stirling. No doubt these titans…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Shein abandons Perth pop-up after being reminded they have to pay staff

Belle June 4, 2024

Fast fashion giant Shein had announced through a media PR campaign that it’ll be coming to Lakeside Joondalup on the 21st of June for a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Terry two-canoes reckons it’s going to be a knuckles forward kind of day

Belle June 3, 2024 SOR

Rockingham man, Crayson, has woken up with a real spring in his step. The sun is shining and it’s WA Day and Crayson considers himself…

View More Terry two-canoes reckons it’s going to be a knuckles forward kind of day
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Flagmantle formally request all remaining home games be shifted to Alice Springs

Belle June 2, 2024

The Flagmantle train is back on its rails this afternoon after Freo gave Melbourne an absolute flogging in Alice Springs. While it could be argued…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Perth Airport asks passengers to bring a jerry can full of jet fuel with them to check-in

Belle June 1, 2024

Perth Airport has sensationally requested all upcoming passengers to “help out” and bring a “jerry can or two” or jet fuel with them as they…

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