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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

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IN FOCUS: Smashing a Late Night Meatbox (HSP)

Belle February 25, 2024 Food

It’s a familiar sight across the state. Waking up in a half cut dazed, unable to remember the final parts of your night. When to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

5 Subtle Westralian Perthonality Traits To Help You Succeed

Belle February 25, 2024

Being Westralian equips you with a unique set of skills that can be a nightmare for anyone not born here. Let’s review the big ones.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Property Manager 

Belle February 25, 2024 A Day In The Life Ofrental

7:45 am – I nearly scalp myself pulling my ponytail to tightness levels not seen before. The tighter the ponytail the tighter the ship I run.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

World Shocked To Learn Australia Actually Has Glassware To Drink From 

Belle February 25, 2024 WA Culture

A tourist has been given the shock of a lifetime after arriving in Australia and seeing a couple of Australians consume their alcoholic beverages from…

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8 Ways To Get a Big Glass of East Perth Up Ya

Belle February 25, 2024 BTT Travel

It’s a land of agony and ecstacy. All your wildest nightmares and dreams can come true in East Perth and only a short walk from…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Adult man born on the 29th Feb looking forward to celebrating his 6th birthday

Belle February 25, 2024

It’s a long time between drinks for freaks unlucky enough to be born on a leap day however after a gruelling 4 year wait, Ben…

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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