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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

CoP to homeless women – why do you deserve free short term accommodation when our ratepayer’s Airbnbs are sitting there empty?

Belle November 25, 2023

The City of Perth led by Basil Zempilas has refused WA funding to keep Ruah’s Safe Night Space open citing that the offer is essentially…

View More CoP to homeless women – why do you deserve free short term accommodation when our ratepayer’s Airbnbs are sitting there empty?
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Gina Rinehart takes majority stake in Bunbury Farmers Market, hopes to have parking attendants fully automated by ‘24

Belle November 24, 2023 Down South

Gina Rinehart now has a controlling interest in the Bunbury Farmers Market after recently buying in. By all accounts, she is keen to incorporate what…

View More Gina Rinehart takes majority stake in Bunbury Farmers Market, hopes to have parking attendants fully automated by ‘24
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Coles Xmas gift to staff redefines the concept of generosity

Belle November 24, 2023

Down, down, respect for staff is down! After recording record profits and subjecting staff to humiliating bag checks, the top brass thought they’d reward their…

View More Coles Xmas gift to staff redefines the concept of generosity
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Legend jumps out to extinguish a spot fire on Wanneroo Road

Belle November 23, 2023

It’s a nightmare of a situation in the City of Wanneroo but the community spirit is alive and well. Here we see a motorist take…

View More Legend jumps out to extinguish a spot fire on Wanneroo Road
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Nic Cage fully initiated into WA beach life after suffering critical thong blowout 10 mins from home

Belle November 23, 2023 Down South

Hollywood mega hunk Nicolas Cage has passed his final test to being accepted into the Aussie beach lifestyle club this morning. At approximately, 10 am,…

View More Nic Cage fully initiated into WA beach life after suffering critical thong blowout 10 mins from home
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

REPORT: Filthy Easterlies Are the “Your Mate” of Winds

Belle November 23, 2023

There are two basic energies to Perth winds – the cooling, calming legendary Freo Doctor and then the shitkent no one invited – the easterly.…

View More REPORT: Filthy Easterlies Are the “Your Mate” of Winds

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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
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  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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