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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Woolworths & Coles urged to bring on a CEO who knows what a fair deal looks like

Belle February 22, 2024

It’s indisputable that retail giants Woolworths & Coles are currently in major damage control mode after a damning report by ABC’s Four Corners. Woolworths have…

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BREAKING: Woolies CEO proves the self checkout system works as he sees himself out of the job

Belle February 21, 2024

“Unexpected saffa in CEO area”, was the warning that rung out at Woolies HQ after a trainwreck interview that saw him try to correct the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Stone Cold rules himself out as a Perth WWE wildcard after seeing the price of beer here

Belle February 20, 2024

Stone Cold Steve Austin reportedly was approached by the WWE as a potential wildcard for the highly anticipated Perth WWE Elimination Chamber this weekend. The…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Woolworths CEO’s trainwreck interview – storms out after light grilling

Belle February 20, 2024

Well done Woolies for making everyone on the socio-political spectrum hate them equally, not an easy thing to do in this super polarised society we…

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Brutally close call between a B Double truck and a freight train in the Goldfields

Belle February 19, 2024

There is something about the camera angle here that makes the prospects of the rigs missing each other look highly unlikely. Nevertheless, the two titans…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: A*Mazing

Belle February 19, 2024

Back in the days of Christian rap/rock ads, there was a 30-minute slice of gameshow perfection – A*Mazing. Two schools would send their least shameful…

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