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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

    It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    SCG covers oval with Crocodile Miles to create a less slippery playing surface

    The SCG has gone to great lengths to ensure their playing surface is more stable ahead of Fremantle’s clash this weekend. To do so, they…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Ross the Boss throws full support behind WA Secession movement

    Ross Lyon was seen taking deep breaths while gripping a stress ball tightly. His eye twitching out of rage after another spanking on WA turf.…

    Belle June 29, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

Belle May 13, 2025

Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

View More Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

Belle May 12, 2025 Up North

“Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

View More Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

Belle May 12, 2025

Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

View More Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

Belle May 11, 2025 motoring

A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

View More WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

Belle May 11, 2025

“See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

View More Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

Belle May 9, 2025

What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

View More New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

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