Perth girl who spent a month in Europe can’t believe she’s hanging out with you uncultured swine
Perth girl Jasmine has suffered an awful dose of culture shock on returning to Perth after a whopping month of binge drinking around Europe. Suddenly,…
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Colesworth responds to bird flu with precautionary price gouging on eggs
Colesworth are not taking any chances to let a good price gouging opportunity pass them by after a case of bird flu was detected in…
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New live police facial recognition cameras already gone missing from Midland Gate ahead of trial
Western Australian Police are scratching their heads this morning after the new fan-dangled live facial recognition cameras mysteriously disappeared from Midland Gate. The cameras were…
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America celebrates victory over Socceroos by paying Australia $300 billion
Trump has made a special announcement following the Socceroos’ loss to America that they will receive a payment of $300B as per America’s policy on…
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Trump sets ICE onto Burgess after accusing him of taking jobs from hard-working American strikers
Donald Trump is absolutely furious that Socceroo Cam Burgess scored an own goal against America in the first half ot today’s game. According to Trump,…
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Ref facing bankruptcy after getting a minor cramp in America
A World Cup referee is facing the prospects of bankruptcy after suffering the most minor of ailments in the dystopian health-careless shithole of America today.…
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