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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth woman concedes defeat and wears an oodie to the pub

    “I’m not above this”, Rybecca said before slipping on her favourite Oodie while getting ready to smash a few froffs at the pub. A perfect…

    Belle July 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ed Sheeran to return to Perth in ’26 to check on the progress of his Butler house & land package

    Popstar Ed Sheeran has announced he will be returning to Perth in 2026 to check on the progress of the house & land package he…

    Belle July 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Harley Reid’s record breaking deal rumoured to be worth a deposit on a 4×2 in Belmont

    Young West Coast rising star Harley Reid’s team have apparently tabled an offer that is rumoured to be the biggest deal in AFL history. Some…

    Belle July 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Authorities remind backpackers not to attempt to drive a Mitsubishi Delica up Bluff Knoll to see the snow 

    Bluff Knoll received a dusting of snow yesterday – somewhat comparable to a math’s professor’s dandruff cascading majestically down his blazer in the warm projector…

    Belle July 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth Bali Bogan Now Fully Transitioned Into Japan Pest

    A former Perth Bali bogan has seen the light and no longer darken the holding cell floor at Denpasar Airport. He is now a scourge…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

REPORT: Matilda’s bandwagoner laying it on a bit thick…

Belle August 16, 2023

In the space of just a month, Perth Matilda’s bandwagoner John has gone from a healthy Aussie dislike of soccer to painting his face green…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Kalamunda Parents Forbid Daughter’s Blossoming Romance With Boy From Down The Hill 

Belle August 16, 2023

A Kalamunda family has been torn apart after Kaleigh admitted she had partaken of the forbidden fruit of the High Wycombe riff-raff.  In a heated…

View More Kalamunda Parents Forbid Daughter’s Blossoming Romance With Boy From Down The Hill 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Cook whacks a donga outside Parliament House to establish a WA Embassy In Canberra

Belle August 15, 2023

Roger Cook has boldly progressed with plans to establish a WA Embassy in Canberra by plonking a mining donga right outside Parliament House. He addressed…

View More Cook whacks a donga outside Parliament House to establish a WA Embassy In Canberra
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Midvale to finally become a tourist destination with giant statue of Nic Nat planned

Belle August 15, 2023

Footy fans all over Australia have woken up to the exciting news that the legendary ruckman Nic Nat will be immortalised in statue form in…

View More Midvale to finally become a tourist destination with giant statue of Nic Nat planned
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Thoughts & Prayers Sent To 7West’s Sports Writers as Nic Nat Hangs Up His Boots

Belle August 14, 2023

It’s truly a dark day over in Osborne Park as the news Nic Nat’s retiring sends shockwaves through the sports reporting division. Some are in…

View More Thoughts & Prayers Sent To 7West’s Sports Writers as Nic Nat Hangs Up His Boots
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

WA Man Fearing More Vape Busts Learns You Can Just Light Up A Lip Smacker Instead

Belle August 14, 2023

WA man Charlie has watched on in horror as 300,000 vapes were seized along with nangs and other goodies in a NOR warehouse the other…

View More WA Man Fearing More Vape Busts Learns You Can Just Light Up A Lip Smacker Instead

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