Karrinyup to place a Perth Cactus at exit of carpark so lost motorists know where to gather
Karrinyup Shopping Centre has thought of a novel way to help guide the souls of the damned out of the underground car park. Taking some…
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REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend
A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…
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Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday
A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…
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Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…
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Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…
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WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…
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