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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Freo Dog Uncouples With Owner After Finding Star Signs Incompatible 

Belle July 28, 2022

A local hound has made the hard decision to “uncouple” with the Freo resident who adopted him after learning he was a Gemini and he…

View More Freo Dog Uncouples With Owner After Finding Star Signs Incompatible 
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Tourism WA Says $2M Needed For Northam Air Race Bid Better Spent On Quokka Selfies 

Belle July 26, 2022

The WA Government has slapped down Northam’s bid to host the Air Race World Championships stating the funding would be better used to invest in…

View More Tourism WA Says $2M Needed For Northam Air Race Bid Better Spent On Quokka Selfies 
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REPORT: Freak Who Claims To Go For Eagles & Dockers Making Everyone Uncomfortable

Belle July 26, 2022 flagmantleFooty

Dan, a new employee at a city accounting firm has made waves amongst his colleagues after his controversial views came to light.  Completely disregarding the…

View More REPORT: Freak Who Claims To Go For Eagles & Dockers Making Everyone Uncomfortable
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5 Tips For Writing A LinkedIn Post That Will Inspire The Plebs

Belle July 26, 2022

So, golf has been rained out, you’ve delegated every bit of work you could possibly do and you’re feeling a bit bored huh? Time to…

View More 5 Tips For Writing A LinkedIn Post That Will Inspire The Plebs
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Old Mate Pleads With AFL To Bring Back On Field Assault Before Game Becomes Too Soft

Belle July 25, 2022

Local footy fan and old mate Frank reckons the AFL has to take drastic action to save the game from becoming unwatchable. He even has…

View More Old Mate Pleads With AFL To Bring Back On Field Assault Before Game Becomes Too Soft
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“Tough on Grime” – WA Police Evict Bikie From Gym Over Not Bringing Sweat Towel

Belle July 24, 2022

Western Australian police have once again flexed their muscles and enforced their heavy-handed anti-perspiration laws to force a 1%’er to leave a gym over his…

View More “Tough on Grime” – WA Police Evict Bikie From Gym Over Not Bringing Sweat Towel

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