“Tough on Grime” – WA Police Evict Bikie From Gym Over Not Bringing Sweat Towel
Western Australian police have once again flexed their muscles and enforced their heavy-handed anti-perspiration laws to force a 1%’er to leave a gym over his…
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Cold, wet weather expected, scientists calling this seasonal phenomenon “winter”
“Shocking” scenes are expected as Perth is forecast to encounter colder temperatures and possible rain this coming week on account of the southern hemisphere currently…
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Invisible Lats Syndrome Sufferer Sues Employer Over Inadequately Wide Doors
In a landmark case, ol’ Terry Two-Canoes has brought legal action against his employer for lower back pain suffered by having to skew his body…
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Bunnings denies hiring 1000’s of sketch artists related to ditching facial recognition cams
The Australian Information Commissioner is reported highly suspicious of Bunnings & Kmart hiring thousands of sketch artists in the wake of ditching their controversial facial…
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Mr & Ms Splendour in the Grass
Ben & Celeste’s Instagram bios are wankier than a boarding dorm after lights out. They claim they need your help to send them to Byron…
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Seasoned Glastonbury Festival Brit Doesn’t Get What All The Splendour Weather Fuss Is About
British backpackers are having trouble understanding why Australians are being so precious over the rained out Splendour In The Grass festival. A British national who…
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