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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo dockers throw full support behind AFL’s proposal to shorten quarters

    In true AFL fashion, the League has been floating the idea of shortening quarters for the benefit of the athletes and more importantly so they…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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Belle's Lounge Reckons

5 Tips For Writing A LinkedIn Post That Will Inspire The Plebs

Belle July 26, 2022

So, golf has been rained out, you’ve delegated every bit of work you could possibly do and you’re feeling a bit bored huh? Time to…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Old Mate Pleads With AFL To Bring Back On Field Assault Before Game Becomes Too Soft

Belle July 25, 2022

Local footy fan and old mate Frank reckons the AFL has to take drastic action to save the game from becoming unwatchable. He even has…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

“Tough on Grime” – WA Police Evict Bikie From Gym Over Not Bringing Sweat Towel

Belle July 24, 2022

Western Australian police have once again flexed their muscles and enforced their heavy-handed anti-perspiration laws to force a 1%’er to leave a gym over his…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Cold, wet weather expected, scientists calling this seasonal phenomenon “winter”

Belle July 24, 2022

“Shocking” scenes are expected as Perth is forecast to encounter colder temperatures and possible rain this coming week on account of the southern hemisphere currently…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Bunnings denies hiring 1000’s of sketch artists related to ditching facial recognition cams

Belle July 24, 2022

The Australian Information Commissioner is reported highly suspicious of Bunnings & Kmart hiring thousands of sketch artists in the wake of ditching their controversial facial…

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Mr & Ms Splendour in the Grass

Belle July 23, 2022 EntertainmenthipsterNew AgeParty

Ben & Celeste’s Instagram bios are wankier than a boarding dorm after lights out. They claim they need your help to send them to Byron…

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