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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo dockers throw full support behind AFL’s proposal to shorten quarters

    In true AFL fashion, the League has been floating the idea of shortening quarters for the benefit of the athletes and more importantly so they…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: Indicating Bus Driver Sure As Fark Ain’t Asking

Belle July 31, 2022

By all reports, you have about 2 god damn seconds to get the fark out of his goddamn way, as many motorists discovered while driving…

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Flagmantle book training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park for wet weather conditioning

Belle July 30, 2022 flagmantle

To keep Flagmantle’s premiership dreams alive, the team has sensationally booked some training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park to get better at playing in greasy…

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Toadie eyeing off retirement in Perf where he can accidentally send it into the river instead

Belle July 29, 2022

With Neighbours finally winding up, Toadfish Rebecchi is finally free to spread his wings and join a community where accidentally driving into bodies of water…

View More Toadie eyeing off retirement in Perf where he can accidentally send it into the river instead
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Freo Dog Uncouples With Owner After Finding Star Signs Incompatible 

Belle July 28, 2022

A local hound has made the hard decision to “uncouple” with the Freo resident who adopted him after learning he was a Gemini and he…

View More Freo Dog Uncouples With Owner After Finding Star Signs Incompatible 
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Tourism WA Says $2M Needed For Northam Air Race Bid Better Spent On Quokka Selfies 

Belle July 26, 2022

The WA Government has slapped down Northam’s bid to host the Air Race World Championships stating the funding would be better used to invest in…

View More Tourism WA Says $2M Needed For Northam Air Race Bid Better Spent On Quokka Selfies 
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REPORT: Freak Who Claims To Go For Eagles & Dockers Making Everyone Uncomfortable

Belle July 26, 2022 flagmantleFooty

Dan, a new employee at a city accounting firm has made waves amongst his colleagues after his controversial views came to light.  Completely disregarding the…

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