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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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Mr Swan River Bull Shark Stories

Belle January 15, 2021

The estuaries of social media are thick with the burley of one-up-manship. It is this rich feeding ground that attracts Ken – a seasoned campaigner…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Kalgoorlie

Belle January 12, 2021

Pikey moved to Kalgoorlie 20 years ago after deciding he’d had enough of Perth and debt collectors knowing his place of residence. So he embarked…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Peppermint Grove

Belle January 10, 2021 FinanceMoneywanker

Peppy Grove sets the standard in Perth elitism. The resident’s modesty remains buried under a pile of old money, and their reluctance to mingle with…

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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Long Mac Topped Up

Belle January 10, 2021

One of the great Western Australian pastimes is aggressively rejecting outside culture in favour of doing things our way. Naturally, coffee is no exception. To…

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IN FOCUS: Beer Snakes

Belle January 10, 2021

Admittedly, a day at the cricket isn’t a white knuckle thrill ride. Due to weather and the general pace of the game, fans often find…

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Work & Study

The Work IT Guy

Belle January 7, 2021

Alan swoons into the office dressed like the beau of the World of Warcraft players ball. His ill-fitting trousers do their best to compete with…

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
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