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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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Nangs Perth WA
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IN FOCUS: Nangs

Belle November 16, 2020

Ever since humans figured out how to store N20 in a convenient canister they have enjoyed briefly depriving their brain of oxygen for a short-lived…

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Health & Medicine

Mrs Organic Mummy

Belle November 15, 2020 FoodMummyNew AgePseudo Science

Celeste can’t believe doctors study for 10 years to be so wrong. When it comes to raising a healthy bubba David “Avocado” Wolfe is Jesus,…

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Mr Tech Start-Up

Belle November 14, 2020 employmentTechnology

Tobias’ personality is like the backwash in the bottom of a Dom Perignon flute: affluent yet altogether unpalatable. Combined with a head even a mother…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mrs Highgate

Belle November 13, 2020

Whenever Alexis tells people she lives in Highgate she is quick to point out that she lives in what she believes to be the nice…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Nedlands

Belle November 11, 2020 Millennial

It’s been years since Richard emerged from the pool of pretentious education, so to stave off the chilly breeze of moving on, he still wears…

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Ms Perth New Zealander

Belle November 7, 2020

Trish is rougher than Vulcan wacking you off with a sand-paper lined flesh light before Mike Whitney asked if your little gladiator was ready. She…

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  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
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