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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Clive Palmer takes full credit for Queensland crushing his arch-nemesis WA’s dreams 

    Clive Palmer has sensationally announced that he is the sole reason the Gold Coast Suns put together a winning game plan to defeat Flagmantle by…

    Belle September 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final

    Fate has dealt a cruel blow to the Gold Coast Suns who arrived in Perth today ahead of their finals clash against Flagmantle tomorrow.  While…

    Belle September 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Police reveal early reports Charizard was seen on CCTV at Morley Markets were mistaken

    WA Police are slowly revealing the extent of the confusion around early reports the Morley Markets fire was deliberately lit.  With the Commissioner revealing that…

    Belle September 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 

    Western Australia has a reason to celebrate today after Fremantle was awarded best tourist town in the Australian Tourism Awards.  To honour this achievement, Premier…

    Belle September 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer

    Cherie used to fancy herself somewhat of a foodie. Her husband and baby daddy Dan was always on the lookout for the next exciting craft…

    Belle September 2, 2025
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Jiffy Food Vans

Belle March 25, 2020

Colonic health experts hated them! Because Jiffy food vans cleared Perth’s bowels without the need for an expensive appointment. From 1972 – 2017, there was…

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Health & Medicine

Ms “I’m Not Social Distancing”

Belle March 22, 2020

Sure, the advice is that many people will die if we don’t flatten the Corona curve, but Maree will literally die if she doesn’t go to the crowded Cott…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I’m Living my Best Life”

Belle March 20, 2020 HealthInstagramLifestyleNew Age

3 months ago Alice was a meatball sub of saturated slop, and like Jared Fogle it was the minor things getting her in strife. Booze,…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Giving Medical Advice on Social Media

Belle March 20, 2020

Pandemics can be a frustrating time for armchair-immunologists. All these so-called “doctors” and “health professionals” swinging their Ph-Dicks around the place. As it happens, they…

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Internet Culture Health & Medicine

The Social Media Nutritionist

Belle March 19, 2020 FoodHealthInstagramPseudo Science

Liz’s rise to influencer fame has been rocky at best. Initially, she tried to plug beauty regimes, but nobody cared about her when she put…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Costco Grand Opening

Belle March 19, 2020

Yo; his face is sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy; there’s vomit in his ventilator already, hoarded spaghetti… On the surface, he’s not calm and…

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  • Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 
  • Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer
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