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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Eagles Fan Cut Off from Dôme After Too Many Mugaccinos Before the Big Game

    A West Coast Eagles fan got a little carried away on the hard stuff this morning preparing for a diabolical 9:30 AWST fixture against Port…

    Belle March 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    “Enough Ice to Sink the Titanic”: Mandurah Set for Sleepless Night as 100mm of Rain Stirs Wastewater

    There won’t be any sleep in Mandurah tonight as 100mm of rain stirred up the City’s notorious party-riddled wastewater this morning. As the wastewater flooded…

    Belle March 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australia Deploys Cyclone Narelle to Reopen Strait of Hormuz Amid Fuel Crisis

    Australia has made the unprecedented decision to compel Cyclone Narelle to restrengthen and hit the Strait of Hormuz in a move designed to help ease…

    Belle March 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    First Production at Perth’s New Film Studio Revealed as Gone with the Wind, Starring Local Trampolines

    Perth’s new fan dangled film studio has finally revealed its first production and in news that will delight Westralians, it begins this weekend. The Gone…

    Belle March 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs

    A Westralian man has thought outside the box today and installed a boat’s sails on his Ford Ranger in the hope of riding cyclone Narelle’s…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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Work & Study

The Perth Accountant

Belle June 28, 2021

Toby wasn’t like the other kids, instead of dreaming of fame or glory he dreamed of spreading apart the sheets of a Big 4 firm…

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Unique & Other

Mr Unsubstantiated Lockdown Rumour

Belle June 27, 2021

Stop the presses. Old mate Kev has read a poorly worded chain post stating that Perth is about to go into lockdown “indefinitely” because the…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Corporate Team Building Days

Belle June 23, 2021

Gastro hates them! Because HR Managers have found a way to ruin a day off for employees without turning their arses into violently erupting shitcanos…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Zig Zag Scenic Drive

Belle June 22, 2021

When one thinks of the Perth hills, one thinks of stunning vistas, endless bushland, homemade billies, vehicular recklessness and teen pregnancy. No location quite ticks…

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Unique & Other

Mr Tight Arse

Belle June 20, 2021

Brendan is the type of bloke who wanks to his ATM receipt on payday. Some say the joy is in giving, but not for Brendan,…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Thornlie

Belle June 18, 2021

Rex shuffles around the TAB in a pair of piss-stained Diadora trackies that have formed such a repulsive crust that Dominos is trying to find…

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  • First Production at Perth’s New Film Studio Revealed as Gone with the Wind, Starring Local Trampolines
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