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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REPORT: Bloke beginning to think his new Garmin watch thinks he’s an absolute hog

    A man has made the fatal error of trying to improve his physique this week by purchasing a brand spankin’ Garmin fitness watch.  To be…

    Belle January 29, 2026
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    A Day in the Life of a Plumber

    5:00 am – I always start my day with a little plumbing emergency of my own to remind me of why I’m in this business.…

    Belle January 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Ed Sheeran cancels Perth Stadium gig after learning he won’t be opening for the Perth Scorchers 

    Ed Sheeran has made a frank admission to his fans that he only booked Perth Stadium this weekend because he thought he’d get a chance…

    Belle January 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Man treats his house to the ol ‘Balcatta Sunset’ after installing a bore

    Local man Todd has expressed his joy at “finally feeling like a true sandgroper” after staining the bricks, fence and power boxes of his property…

    Belle January 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Japan braces for impact as Aussie dollar surges

    A collective sigh from the population of Japan was heard after news broke that the Aussie dollar was surging and was approaching its strongest against…

    Belle January 28, 2026
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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Maylands

Belle February 27, 2021

As the gentrification wave sweeps through a suburb you are left with an abudnace of new cafes, increased property value and of course, the trend-humping…

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Perth & WA Locations Travellers

Mr Dunsborough Blow-in

Belle February 26, 2021 CEODouthTravelwanker

Every set of holidays, Dunsborough is flooded with people that mistake not having a Cottesloe Golf Club membership with hardcore poverty and renting is for…

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WA Culture & Notable Events Perth & WA Locations

Ms WA Country Girl

Belle February 23, 2021 Countryfarmer

Tash is a hard rootin’, straight shootin’ Pilbara princess. In true form, after one too many Bundys & Coke at last year’s Newman Races, she…

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From the Zoo Uncategorized

IN FOCUS: EMU EXPORT

Belle February 23, 2021

WA has a love affair with the red can. Whether you are getting intoxicated during a cyclone or appropriating bogan culture in your gentrification den,…

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Top Signs You May Be An Anti-Vaxxer

Belle February 19, 2021 HealthMedicinePseudo Science

1. You reckon you are the most qualified person to make decisions about your kid’s health You may not have any “qualifications” or “degrees” but…

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Mr Rotto Swim

Belle February 19, 2021 sports

If private schooling had a smell, it would probably smell like fluoro coloured speedos mixed with daddy’s boat fumes; and William absolutely reeks of it.…

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