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    Perth Man Vows To Drive Himself Into Financial Ruin Before Taking Public Transport

    “No”, Jackson responded to his partner’s 15 minute impassioned plea to release some pressure from the family budget by relying on a little public transport…

    Belle March 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Man Ostracised From Caravan Park for Practising Reversing Before Arrival

    A Perth man has faced the full force of weekend warrior caravaner fury after he let slip to fellow holidaymakers that he’d actually practised reversing…

    Belle March 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”

    A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…

    Belle March 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Freo Traffic Bridge fully completed after just 48 hours without “certain websites”

    A likely consequence of the Pornocalypse has been a major boost in the productivity of tradesman who are though to spend over half their day…

    Belle March 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Little shops selling cheap dodgy fuel & expensive American snacks pop up over night

    Little shops that seemingly only sell outrageously priced American snacks have pivoted into a new hustle after reading the room on the public’s fears over…

    Belle March 10, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 

Belle September 1, 2025

A Rockingham man who ventured into Perth CBD for a day of flag waving & chanting was left a little confused after he joined the…

View More Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

Belle August 30, 2025

Morley Galleria will be the proud host to the world’s first combined drive-though and self-service pub. Perhaps the ultimate in thirst quenching convenience.   Due…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 

Belle August 30, 2025

A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…

View More REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

High Wycombe crowned satin boxer shorts capital of Perth

Belle August 29, 2025

High Wycombe has been crowned the satin boxers capital of Perth after it was revealed over 70% of men aged 10-55 rock an un-fresh pair…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

11 hot topics to get a Western Australian worked up

Belle August 29, 2025 WA Culture

Westralians are a fierce bunch but these topics bring out the inner best. Have you got what it takes to drop one into conversation? 1.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 

Belle August 28, 2025

Against the odds, the little shit you went to school with who was no stranger to the area outside Garbo’s food court has become a…

View More Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 

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