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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Thousands of FIFOs made redundant after BHP decides to automate boot stomping & chair dragging

    BHP has announced it’s the end of the line for the nation’s boot stompers and chair draggers after deciding to automate these two leading on…

    Belle October 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Calls grow for Bob Jane T-Marts to fill the Michelin shaped hole in Australia over fears diners aren’t taking culinary advice from a tyre company

    Australia’s culinary scene has a BIG problem. It doesn’t have a tyre company dictating their standards when it comes to good grub.  Thus, the public…

    Belle October 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Message in a bottle washed up on Esperance beach turns out to be an Optus customer trying to reach 000

    The mystery of the bottle washed up on Wharton Beach has been solved after a man came forward and said it was the only way…

    Belle October 27, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth man hasn’t truly felt alive since the 2018 Subiaco pint war

    Brayden is a relatively happy man. He goes about his daily dealings with a smile and an air of relative optimism but sadly it’s all…

    Belle October 26, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Parents reassure son that the Cockburn ARC waterslides will finally be open around the same time he can afford to enter the Perth property market

    The parents of a young Perth boy have filled his small heart with hope after reassuring him that the Cockburn ARC waterslides would likely be…

    Belle October 25, 2025
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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mrs Census Fail

Belle August 10, 2016 Major EventTechnology

Apparently, Sonia holds her privacy above all else. Despite last month, giving the Pokémon Go app her credit card details and permission to track her…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms “Ban Pokemon Go”

Belle July 12, 2016 outrageTechnology

Margaret has a bone to Pikachu with Pokemon Go. Her exposure to the app has been limited, to say the least. Specifically, she spotted a…

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Mr Perth Tradie

Belle May 30, 2016 employmenttradie

On-site, Dane contributes less than a soft-cocked corner-jacker at a bukake. Technically, he has a dual trade: shit talking and a cringe-worthy one-upmanship that knows…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Milk Crisis

Belle May 25, 2016 Major EventoutrageSlacktivist

Helen is sucking the titty of outrage like a yoga-mum’s baby in a busy Cafe. She has fully informed herself about the milk crisis via…

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Mr “Go Fund Me”

Belle April 27, 2016 beggingMillennialSocial MediaTravel

As the age of entitlement dawns, Troy squarks the loudest for his share of the unearned feed. For 24 years, Troy suckled on the plentiful…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Mummy Blogger

Belle April 21, 2016 MummyoutrageSocial Media

Posting a photo of your kid with shit all over his face is the heroin of the full-time mummy world. It’s like the feeling of…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Thousands of FIFOs made redundant after BHP decides to automate boot stomping & chair dragging
  • Calls grow for Bob Jane T-Marts to fill the Michelin shaped hole in Australia over fears diners aren’t taking culinary advice from a tyre company
  • Message in a bottle washed up on Esperance beach turns out to be an Optus customer trying to reach 000
  • Perth man hasn’t truly felt alive since the 2018 Subiaco pint war
  • Parents reassure son that the Cockburn ARC waterslides will finally be open around the same time he can afford to enter the Perth property market
  • Mr Worldwide thanked for once again proving to big international artists that Perth is indeed part of the world 

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