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    Blow for Flagmantle as Mason Cox drafted to America

    Flagmantle’s 3 ruck dream has hit a major snag after new recruit Mason Cox was drafted to America pursuant to new laws enacted by their…

    Belle April 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Australia Deploys Cyclone Narelle to Reopen Strait of Hormuz Amid Fuel Crisis

Belle March 28, 2026

Australia has made the unprecedented decision to compel Cyclone Narelle to restrengthen and hit the Strait of Hormuz in a move designed to help ease…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

First Production at Perth’s New Film Studio Revealed as Gone with the Wind, Starring Local Trampolines

Belle March 26, 2026

Perth’s new fan dangled film studio has finally revealed its first production and in news that will delight Westralians, it begins this weekend. The Gone…

View More First Production at Perth’s New Film Studio Revealed as Gone with the Wind, Starring Local Trampolines
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs

Belle March 25, 2026

A Westralian man has thought outside the box today and installed a boat’s sails on his Ford Ranger in the hope of riding cyclone Narelle’s…

View More WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Trump says the 2026 AFL Premiership Season has been won by the US

Belle March 25, 2026

Fresh off claiming victory in the Iran War, Donald Trump has made another sensational claim that has many Aussie sports fan’s scratching their noggins. According…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

WA slams borders shut to protect fuel supply from Eastern States

Belle March 24, 2026

The mighty state of Westralia has taken a move out of its COVID playbook and decided to shut up shop to protect its fuel supply…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Morley straps down the entire Galleria ahead of Cyclone Narelle

Belle March 24, 2026

Morley has made the extraordinary move of strapping down the entire Galleria Shopping Centre due to the very small chance Ex-Cyclone Narelle will come barrelling…

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