Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport
Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club. When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…
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Perth Records Coldest Day Ever Observed on Earth
The record books have been shattered with Perth recording a temperature somewhere between absolute 0 and a Perth living room yesterday. Exact temperature was somewhat…
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TransPerth ferry hits iceberg in the Swan River
A TransPerth ferry has boldly gone about its business today despite Perth recording the coldest day of any City in the world, ever. Alas, minutes…
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Trump forced to consider a floating party cube after Supreme Court blocks ballroom
President Trump has acted swiftly after the Supreme Court blocked his gawdy, disgusting Ballroom on the grounds that he can’t vandalise the White House with…
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New Zealand Required to Complete Australian Census to Save Time
In a historical first, Australia will require its younger cousin New Zealand to compel its citizens to complete the 2026 Aussie Census. According to Australia,…
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AFL Clears Geelong Over Concussion Waiver After Accepting Geelong’s Defence That They Are Geelong
In classic AFL VFL fashion, Geelong’s latest concussion waiver controversy has not resulted in any sanctions after the AFL accepted Geelong’s defence that they are…
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