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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rotto swim skipper pretty sure the 19.7km swim through open ocean would be a more relaxing choice 

Belle February 22, 2025

Western suburbs man Phil has every reason to believe he’s an intelligent man. So he is unable to explain how he voluntarily threw himself into…

View More Rotto swim skipper pretty sure the 19.7km swim through open ocean would be a more relaxing choice 
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9 Ways To Be A True Champion At The Rotto Swim

Belle February 22, 2025 WA Culture

Compete like a champion – the Rotto Swim is all about competition. About being the best you can be. For a few thousand well oiled…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

REPORT: second hand car salesman has a real good deal for you on a Holden Captiva 

Belle February 21, 2025

A local second hand car salesman has seen a prime opportunity today after a clueless P-Plater entered his yard with an even more clueless father.…

View More REPORT: second hand car salesman has a real good deal for you on a Holden Captiva 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

WA proposes law stating if you develop next to a live music venue you are the one that should STFU

Belle February 20, 2025

In a rare showing of sense, both sides of WA politics have agreed in theory to a law stating that if you want to build…

View More WA proposes law stating if you develop next to a live music venue you are the one that should STFU
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Last Xmas shopper finally escapes Karrinyup underground car park

Belle February 20, 2025

There were joyful scenes at a Wembley property today as the family’s beloved mother finally returned home after a gruelling 2 months trapped in the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

6 tips for transitioning into your new life as an inner-city tosser

Belle February 19, 2025

So you’ve emerged from your outer suburban cocoon and want to spread your wings as a glorious wankerfly in Perth’s inner suburbs, ay? Well, there…

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