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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Health & Medicine

Mr David “Avocado” Wolfe

Belle February 24, 2017 hackHealthPseudo Science

Sara messages the Avocado because she is a fan of the memes he makes that say the kind of things you’d expect to be smeared…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Green v Mundine

Belle February 5, 2017 Bogansports

Being a boxing expert takes more than sweat in the ring. It takes a 10 pack of Wild Turkeys, Big W’s full Tapout collection and…

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Unique & Other

The Perth Englishman

Belle January 30, 2017 World

Dave first dipped his Cumberland snag into the Australian lifestyle many years ago and hasn’t really enjoyed a day since. Of course, he didn’t enjoy…

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Unique & Other

The Perth Italian

Belle January 30, 2017 World

Tony is the result of a bottle of Acqua Di Gio breeding with a tub of hair gel and giving birth into a pile of…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Origin

Belle January 4, 2017 Drugs & AlcoholEntertainmentParty

Each factory-manufactured rip on Tyler’s fuckboy shorts represents a gaping void where something useful used to go. Dignity, serotonin levels and the slim chance of…

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Unique & Other

X-Mas Special – Mr X-mas Day

Belle December 23, 2016

Benny rocks up to Christmas day after a shirtless night at the Leftbank. In between pint spillin’ and floor pissin’, he managed to hook a…

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  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
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