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    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump announces new tariff on obesity to protect the US absolute unit market

    President Trump has announced that anyone wishing to import absolute units will need to pay a hefty 24% tariff insisting the domestic absolute unit market…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Camry drivers outraged by City of Perth’s 40km/h proposal, insisting the City isn’t a motorplex

    The Toyota Camry Drivers Association of WA has slammed the City of Perth for imposing unrealistic expectations on its members by proposing an expanded 40kp/h…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Cyclone Parties

Belle February 14, 2025

From November – May our State’s Northern Hi-Vis belt experiences cyclone season. These intense storms range form Category 1 (fark all, mate) to Category 5…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Kylie Minogue gutted she can’t do the locomotion on the Armadale Line 

Belle February 14, 2025

Despite landing in Perth early this week, the pop princess has been laying low. Rumours began to swirl as to why but The Times has…

View More Kylie Minogue gutted she can’t do the locomotion on the Armadale Line 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local woman fancies herself a qualified psychiatrist after a few years in the Perth dating scene

Belle February 13, 2025

While it takes years of study to become a psychiatrist, local Perth woman Samanfa feels she’s obtained the necessary life-course-credits to accurately diagnose every dropkick…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump concedes US trade surplus with Australia primarily due to WA’s insatiable appetite for white Oakleys 

Belle February 11, 2025

President Trump has told Albo this morning that America’s trade surplus with Australia will be a big factor in future considerations to give us an…

View More Trump concedes US trade surplus with Australia primarily due to WA’s insatiable appetite for white Oakleys 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump names Wellington St Fatberg the 51st State for its role in disrupting Canada last night

Belle February 10, 2025

Donald Trump has bestowed a great honour on the Wellington Street Fatberg that ruined a Bryan Adams concert last night. A source close to Trump…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Kylie Minogue locks in the Wellington Street Fatberg as backup venue for Saturday’s concert

Belle February 10, 2025

Kylie Minogue watched the unfortunate events outside the Bryan Adam’s concert unfold last night as a sewage blockage caused by a suspected “fatberg” forced RAC…

View More Kylie Minogue locks in the Wellington Street Fatberg as backup venue for Saturday’s concert

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