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    Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in

    Santa Clause has been apprehended by the Australian Border Force after heading to Australia early to throw a cheeky line in from his sled.  Not…

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Kid who asked Santa for a half built trampoline set to have his dreams come true 

    Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised. …

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix 

    European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled.  It would’ve marked a historic…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast

    Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

    England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

    Belle December 22, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

What your favourite choice of Shapes says about you

Belle January 9, 2025

Pizza You’re a finger-licking grub that dives his disgusting, saliva-ridden paw back into the box to grab more. You’re the exact type of greasy piece…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

REPORT: Perth at risk of losing title of cricket capital of Australia after another Scorchers loss

Belle January 8, 2025

The Perth Scorchers have suffered another crushing blow which has now put Perth’s official title of the cricket capital of Australia is doubt. Perth Scorchers…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

WA Labor promises crackdown on people who film hoon acts in vertical orientation 

Belle January 6, 2025

WA Labor has made a bold election promise to crackdown on anyone caught filming burnouts or doughies in vertical orientation rather than the infinitely preferred…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A day in the life of an electrician 

Belle January 6, 2025

5:30 am – I wake up with a sore back, not from working too hard but because I’ve accidentally fallen asleep on a pile of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Good father Boland tells son he can still get ice cream despite his poor performance

Belle January 5, 2025

What can’t this man do? Scott Boland has found it in his heart to let his son know that he’ll still get a delicious ice…

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20 Facts You Might Not Know About Scotty Boland

Belle January 4, 2025

1. He’s well known for grabbing a bowl of wedges for the table when it’s his round 2. He always rehomes parking tickets when he’s…

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