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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Perf art of queuing up relentlessly for anything

Belle October 24, 2024

For most people, lining up to nab free spuds or glazed diabetes is a disgraceful waste of life, but to others, it packs the kind…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

10 hottest activities for a day out in Kewdale

Belle October 23, 2024 BTT Travel

Kewdale is a tradie’s paradise mixed with some classic and progressive Belmont characteristics. Make it yours today. 1. Bow before the Bin Chicken kingdom at…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

13 Ways to Milk Every Drop out of West Perth

Belle October 22, 2024 BTT Travel

West Perth is admittedly a weird suburb. It hasn’t got a major supermarket, it’s about 30% arterial roads and cracktivities are ripe. Nevertheless, there’s more…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

King Charles admits Perth snub was in protest of WA changing the name of his countrymen’s train line 

Belle October 22, 2024

Adoring British expats had been struggling to deal with the pain of their glorious leader snubbing Westralia on his royal tour.  That’s until King Charles…

View More King Charles admits Perth snub was in protest of WA changing the name of his countrymen’s train line 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

11 Types of People Found In Every Group Chat

Belle October 20, 2024

The groupchat can be a helpful tool. It can also be a perfect example of why humans are the least social, social animal on earth.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Daryl from Belmont sues Eagles after trade fails to honour his “play the kids” philosophy

Belle October 15, 2024

Daryl from Belmont is absolutely fuming after it was announced The West Coast Eagles finalised a trade that saw them give up pick 3 and…

View More Daryl from Belmont sues Eagles after trade fails to honour his “play the kids” philosophy

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