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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Don Pyke calms Eagles fans by revealing they also received a handful of magic beans for the trade

Belle October 15, 2024

Don Pyke has been made aware of some rather strong reactions in the media and Eagles’ fan base over the trade that will see Eagles…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Como Beach voted Perth’s best beach 2024

Belle October 15, 2024

Which beach is Perth’s best has been a contentious issue among locals with almost no chance of reaching a consensus, until now. Based on a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

OPINION: young people don’t deserve to be paid a living wage

Belle October 14, 2024

G’day, Alan here and I have had an absolute gutful of young snowflakes not wanting to work for the VERY generous peanuts I see fit…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Speed camera operator absolutely dominates game of hide & seek at nephew’s birthday

Belle October 14, 2024

A Western Australian speed camera operator has been accused of ruining his nephew’s 5th birthday party by deploying his unmatched hiding skills during a friendly…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

A Guide to Conducting Yourself With Decorum at Morning Tea

Belle October 14, 2024 employmentoffice

1. Be prepared – plan a safe route to the morning tea, because as soon as the spread is ready and the email goes out,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Perth girl who spent 5 weeks in Europe can’t believe she’s hanging out with you uncultured swine

Belle October 12, 2024

Perth girl Jasmine has suffered an awful dose of culture shock on returning to Perth after a whopping 5 weeks binge drinking around Europe. Suddenly,…

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