Despite classic storm qualities such as damaging winds, heavy rain and flooding, local man Bruce is not going as far to call it a “storm”.
According to Bruce the City needs to be reduced to rubble and then given the Atlantis treatment to qualify. Adding,
“Back when I was a boy, a storm would set the City back 2 years! All I had was a giant branch from a tree down the road smash through my living room! Nothing!”
Indeed the lack of total catastrophic Armageddon has really irked Bruce and he’s spent his entire weekend commenting on social media posts. Gems such as,
“What storm?”
“When??”
“Unfollowing”
It’s not much but it’s honest work. On’ya Bruce.
Although, with not one golfballed car, you’d have to almost agree with the feller.